Ear worms are my nemesis. An overwhelming barrage of words and notes fling their stupid selves into all of the tiny corners of my defective brain bringing me right to the brink of AHHHHHGHGHGHAHGAHGHAHH.
Category: stupid stuff i do
Mortifying Moments
I was in my car today, driving past all the packed bars, filled with St. Paddy’s celebrations, and it got me thinking. First, I thought about wanting a beer. But a) I was on my way to my volunteer gig with animals. And b) no thank you for amateur day shenanigans. I’m a pretty loud […]
Obsess much?
I have an obsessive personality. You’re shocked, right? I do things without realizing I do them. The amount of times I’m asked if purple is my favorite color is almost obscene. Without realizing it, I’ll wear multiple items of purple each day, plus my hair is purple and goes with me no matter what, obviously. […]
Face palm
Ever have one of those days where you switched bags and your key is attached to the other bag and you used the spare key this morning and forgot to put it back and there’s a tsunami outside and your window is already partly broken but you’re pretty sure it’s unlocked but then it isn’t […]
Not really sure that this post even needs words to go along with it…
Tabitha makes a lovely elephant, don’t you think? Everybody looks SUPER happy in this one! Piper’s just making sure that Milo is ok. He is. He told me! He was all, “Thanks, mom, for my super awesome monkey sweatshirt! I’d like to wear it every day, please.” (Or he rolled around on the floor trying […]
I know I’ve been posting a lot about dressing up our cats, but to be fair, we HAVE been dressing them up a lot
So, two of the cats’ birthdays were this past week (Tabitha and Piper) and I actually know their birthdays as opposed to Quinny’s, who I have a general idea about (Jul 10thish) and Milo’s, who I’m not even sure how old he is, let alone privy to his exact birthday. I mentioned to Matt via […]
Being busy is NO excuse for not writing!!!
But it’s definitely mine at the moment. More coming SOON!!!!!
Snowmaggedon arrives at our house, I react accordingly, by which I mean I pretty much sit on the couch the whole time
So, we had a huge snow storm here in MA this last weekend. I am notorious for doing stupid things in bad weather (see here for the amazing story of how I overcame my parents’ icy driveway and scared the bejeezus out of every resident squirrel nearby) but I stayed off the roads during this […]
I’d get a lot more accomplished if I could remember things.
So I was “helping” Matt out in the kitchen last night (I’ll let you catch up here on my quality kitchen skills) and I discovered that the packet for the oatmeal I’d made that day doubles as a measuring cup for the water. Pretty crafty! As I was explaining this to him, I forgot what […]
Somebody at Shutterfly thinks we’re super weird
Matt loves coffee, so making mugs for him is the obvious next step, right? For the last few years, I’ve been using Shutterfly to make them and I can only imagine the face on the person that inspects the mugs for quality assurance. Oh, these are quality, all right! Family portrait! This one looks (sort […]
