While only a part-time purveyor of their tasty crunchy snacks, I do find the current Cheetos commercial campaign Hi-LAR-ious! First off, that debonair English accent that Chester sports? “Yeeees, we know.” Love it! And did you see that guy dance??? ~ I fell hard for this one first, though. Chopsticks on repeat? Check. Withering looks? Check. […]
I’d like to report that while listening to NPR on my commute home, the radio reporter (is that what they’re called?) tried to say that Bernard Madoff was being brought up on fraud charges but instead of saying “Fraud Charges,” she said, “Fart Charges” and I almost drove off of the road, I was laughing […]
I just labeled all my more recent blogs. Maybe grab a couple of random readers. And I revisited “Bubble bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble” because it makes me laugh every single time. And then I decided to read the comments on their website because I always love to read what stupid things most people say. […]
Yesterday Matt and I went to brunch. Sitting next to us was a family from a foreign country, most likely a slavic one. As they sat there eating their food, an older woman approached them. She leaned in conspiratorially and said, “My husband didn’t want me to ask you this, but I’m going to anyway. […]
So yesterday I sent this photo of Annie and Harold, two kittens at the shelter, to Matt on my cell phone. I wrote: “She’s sticking her tongue out at him! So rude!” And instead of writing back: “Oh my god, you’re an idiot.” or “Lame,” he wrote: “That IS very rude.” Love.
What’s up with the Make A Wish dump trucks that I keep seeing on the highway? “I wish for a big pile of dirt!” “Sold!”