[Update: Pretend there is an awesome photo here.] I just wasted half an hour at H&M’s website creating this model and laughing hysterically. First I made my model like me, so she has extra weight on her and I “tried on” ugly shirts. Shockingly enough, she looked fat in a lot of them. Then I […]
Category: entertaining anecdotes
I say “Whee” a lot when I’m driving.
It’s a pretty good indication of how I drive. I went to my parents’ house the other day. A couple days before there had been a snow storm in which I made tracks up the driveway once and in the meantime an ice storm had followed. This left the obnoxiously un-plowed driveway with a car […]
Words amuse me
Matt and I were driving the other day and I was listing off places that we needed to go to and then I said, “And then we need to go to Hollandaise.” Matt looked over at me. I said, “I just really wanted to say Hollandaise.” Matt shook his head at me for a while […]
What?
Yesterday Matt and I went to brunch. Sitting next to us was a family from a foreign country, most likely a slavic one. As they sat there eating their food, an older woman approached them. She leaned in conspiratorially and said, “My husband didn’t want me to ask you this, but I’m going to anyway. […]
Lots of energy, short on time
I have 7 million five hundred thousand and eight things to report on but I don’t have any time!!!!!!!!!! I have updates on the baby birds, who have flown onto the big world out there (have to have the pictures to discuss, can’t upload them here), I have some killer pictures of the kittens at […]
Nothing To Report
Still breathing. Cats are hanging out. Watching Family Guy. ‘S about it.
Trying not to cough on your face.
I caught whatever everyone has at work and have a wicked chest cough and this weird lump in my neck. A lymph node, but it still freaked me out so I went to a walk-in clinic. He said to watch it for 2 weeks and if it’s still there at that point, to come back […]
Please. Feel free to talk.
Questionnaire for Potential Ticket Holders in Row J, seats 1 and 3 – for shows that are on the more subtle side (a.k.a. Dionne Warwick/Suzanne Vegas, you know, NOT rock and roll shows where it’s expected that you’ll act like a drunk idiot): 1) Are you a housewife out on the town for the first […]
Huh?
Matt drove me to the doctor this afternoon and as we maneuvered our way on snowy I-95, we chatted randomly. Side note: by maneuver, I mean avoid all the pig-headed SUV owners out there who think that just because they’re bigger and have 4-wheel drive, that it’s necessary to drive like they would if it […]
Brown Eyed Girl…not appearing
I would like at this moment to give Google a YEA for their popup blocker. it makes my day happy. And also, last night I was dragged to a Van Morrison concert. I think that I was expecting a bunch of rockers for some reason and it so was not that at all. And they […]
