So Hot

[Update: Pretend there is an awesome photo here.] I just wasted half an hour at H&M’s website creating this model and laughing hysterically. First I made my model like me, so she has extra weight on her and I “tried on” ugly shirts. Shockingly enough, she looked fat in a lot of them. Then I […]

What?

Yesterday Matt and I went to brunch. Sitting next to us was a family from a foreign country, most likely a slavic one. As they sat there eating their food, an older woman approached them. She leaned in conspiratorially and said, “My husband didn’t want me to ask you this, but I’m going to anyway. […]