I have a problem remembering things accurately. Song lyrics, movie quotes, children’s rhymes, my name. You name it, I’ve fucked it up. It drives my husband b-a-n-a-n-a-s. But as Rick the Hormone Monster would say, “What you gonna do?” Example: I was convinced that the phrase was “Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.” […]
Depression fucking sucks. It’s hard to describe. It’s hard to understand. It’s hard to experience. Some days are amazing. Just getting out of bed feels like climbing a mountain on others. I have all sorts of music that lifts me out of it and music that keeps me enveloped in the sadness. Sometimes the only […]
Is that how this works? IDK.
Bear with me for a minute. Or don’t, whatever. Emphasizing words with the last letter repeated over and over again? WHY?! It makes no sense! No one says, “I love-eeeeeeeeeeeee ___,” they say, “I looooooooooove ___!” “That’s so cuuuuuuuuute!” vs “That’s so cuteeeeeeeeeee.” So cut-ee, you guys. No. I will, however, accept “byeeeeeee” because yelling […]
I’m back, transformed yet again. Into what this time? No idea. I’ve been traveling around the sun for 40 years and am finally ready to sit down and write about all the shit that’s happened. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a weird ride. This is happiness, sadness, fear, depression, exhilaration, anxiety, trying to be […]
Tabitha makes a lovely elephant, don’t you think? Everybody looks SUPER happy in this one! Piper’s just making sure that Milo is ok. He is. He told me! He was all, “Thanks, mom, for my super awesome monkey sweatshirt! I’d like to wear it every day, please.” (Or he rolled around on the floor trying […]
Well, it’s been cut and donated! Please take a look at the story of how I grew my hair long enough to have two eight inch ponytails to donate. Or I pretty much just summed it up for you. I measured it a few weeks ago and it was FINALLY long enough to cut! I […]
So, two of the cats’ birthdays were this past week (Tabitha and Piper) and I actually know their birthdays as opposed to Quinny’s, who I have a general idea about (Jul 10thish) and Milo’s, who I’m not even sure how old he is, let alone privy to his exact birthday. I mentioned to Matt via […]
But it’s definitely mine at the moment. More coming SOON!!!!!
So, we had a huge snow storm here in MA this last weekend. I am notorious for doing stupid things in bad weather (see here for the amazing story of how I overcame my parents’ icy driveway and scared the bejeezus out of every resident squirrel nearby) but I stayed off the roads during this […]