Ever have one of those days where you switched bags and your key is attached to the other bag and you used the spare key this morning and forgot to put it back and there’s a tsunami outside and your window is already partly broken but you’re pretty sure it’s unlocked but then it isn’t […]
Tabitha makes a lovely elephant, don’t you think? Everybody looks SUPER happy in this one! Piper’s just making sure that Milo is ok. He is. He told me! He was all, “Thanks, mom, for my super awesome monkey sweatshirt! I’d like to wear it every day, please.” (Or he rolled around on the floor trying […]
Matt and I went on a search for a fan last night that took us to nine stores. That’s not an exaggeration. No one sells fans in January. Some of the stores we went to, like the pawn shop, probably never sell them but we were curious. Amidst all the stolen tools and stereo equipment, […]
We do!! Although we only put Piper and Tabitha in the sweater since Quinny would freak the f out and Milo’s an old guy so the best way to torture him is by holding him against his will until he growls a whole bunch and hisses at us. This takes about eight seconds and is […]
Not sure why THESE guys were getting thrown out at work: Too bad the picture doesn’t do his belly justice. He’s a fat bastard (who’s now going to be chewed up by a grey hound).
We got early easter basket goodness tonight at the homestead. Included were chocolate covered coffee beans. Matt told me not to eat any. Then he told me to eat a bunch. I ate 7 and flew around my parent’s house for a good long while, shouting things like “pew pew pew.” Then I was told […]
I spotted the name of this cooler at work as I walked by today. It had me cackling all the way down the hall. The Wheelie Cool. ha. HA. Carry on. UPDATE: I have made everyone at work aware of the AWESOME name and they continue to think I’m crazy. Not sure why.