Ear worms are my nemesis. An overwhelming barrage of words and notes fling their stupid selves into all of the tiny corners of my defective brain bringing me right to the brink of AHHHHHGHGHGHAHGAHGHAHH.
Ever have one of those days where you switched bags and your key is attached to the other bag and you used the spare key this morning and forgot to put it back and there’s a tsunami outside and your window is already partly broken but you’re pretty sure it’s unlocked but then it isn’t […]
Bear with me for a minute. Or don’t, whatever. Emphasizing words with the last letter repeated over and over again? WHY?! It makes no sense! No one says, “I love-eeeeeeeeeeeee ___,” they say, “I looooooooooove ___!” “That’s so cuuuuuuuuute!” vs “That’s so cuteeeeeeeeeee.” So cut-ee, you guys. No. I will, however, accept “byeeeeeee” because yelling […]
I haven’t been in a movie theater in four years. The last movie I saw was Rambo (which I thoroughly enjoyed), but just take a moment to think of all the amazing movies that I’ve missed since then. [Still thinking? I know. There are a ton of them.] And really, I love nothing more than […]