Adventures of a Yelly Jerk
Tabitha makes a lovely elephant, don’t you think? Everybody looks SUPER happy in this one! Piper’s just making sure that Milo is ok. He is. He told me! He was all, “Thanks, mom, for my super awesome monkey sweatshirt! I’d like to wear it every day, please.” (Or he rolled around on the floor trying […]
So, two of the cats’ birthdays were this past week (Tabitha and Piper) and I actually know their birthdays as opposed to Quinny’s, who I have a general idea about (Jul 10thish) and Milo’s, who I’m not even sure how old he is, let alone privy to his exact birthday. I mentioned to Matt via […]
Matt and I went on a search for a fan last night that took us to nine stores. That’s not an exaggeration. No one sells fans in January. Some of the stores we went to, like the pawn shop, probably never sell them but we were curious. Amidst all the stolen tools and stereo equipment, […]
We do!! Although we only put Piper and Tabitha in the sweater since Quinny would freak the f out and Milo’s an old guy so the best way to torture him is by holding him against his will until he growls a whole bunch and hisses at us. This takes about eight seconds and is […]
Sooooo, I’m back. Not that any of you even realized that I was gone. Or that there was actually an “any of you” but that’s cool. This year, I’m all about writing about lots of things, not just talking ad nauseam about commercials that we’ve all seen. Speaking of, though, have you noticed that the […]
I wrote this email to a good friend of mine (who’s also a dog walking client) after my experience today. I went to meet another client who happens to live 2 doors down from them: “I’m sure your husband told you about the surprise visit from me, two dogs and her daughter. I knocked on […]
This morning, Matt was sitting next to me on the couch, looking at stuff on his usual threads and all of a sudden, he goes, “OH!!!!!!” – scaring the crap out of me. “Guess what your idiot cat did to me last night! I was at the other computer, playing video games and all of […]
Sooo, there are these funny little creatures that live in our house with us. I know, I know, “Your cat is so funny and unique and nobody has a cat like you and blah blah blah and I’m so allergic and I hate them and they scratch and wah wah wah.” They keep me entertained, […]
