So Hot

[Update: Pretend there is an awesome photo here.] I just wasted half an hour at H&M’s website creating this model and laughing hysterically. First I made my model like me, so she has extra weight on her and I “tried on” ugly shirts. Shockingly enough, she looked fat in a lot of them. Then I […]

Not that there’s anything funny about the Bernard Madoff scandal, but…

I’d like to report that while listening to NPR on my commute home, the radio reporter (is that what they’re called?) tried to say that Bernard Madoff was being brought up on fraud charges but instead of saying “Fraud Charges,” she said, “Fart Charges” and I almost drove off of the road, I was laughing […]